Jonni is a reel gud teecher an ya'll shud hire her an pay her whut ever she gits. She's a lil bit short an runty but ya'll doan wanna guess onna small side wif er on nuttin cuz she tuff as a buzz saw if'n ya rile er up. I seen er take some planks outta mor'n one cracka whut tried ta argey wit out loadin up fust. I sweah , she stans up ta pee, but gots a heart sweet and soff like a ripe Geawgia peach. She likes dawgs purty gud. She's a reel gud pOlice woman whut skeers hell outta varmints an mos men wit monkey biness onner minds. Dis woman gots da guds n all dat Sarch And Resque stuff. Bess ub da litter an cute as a specked pup. Ya'll shud call up er an ngotiate bout whut she knows. She knows how ta hannle fellas whut wants ta dicker.

The Irish Hunkey